This day was the first day of school. There were two boys and one girl and they were all late for class. The first boy comes in without his shirt and the teacher asks, "Where were you?"

The boy replies, "On top of Cherry Hill." The teacher sends him to his seat.

The second boy comes in without any pants and the teacher asks, "Where were -you-?"

The second boy replies, "On top of Cherry Hill." The teacher sends him to his seat.

The girl comes in and the teacher asks, "OK let me guess, you were on top of Cherry Hill?"

With a confused look, the girl replies, "No, I -am- Cherry Hill."