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      /  /    | Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.  |
      |  |    | It maketh me to wake in green pastures:     |
      |  |    | It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.   |
      |  |    | It restoreth my buzz.  It leadeth me in the |
      |  |    | paths of consciousness for its name's sake. |
      \  \    | Yea, though I walk through the valley of the|
       `\ `\  | shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal.  |
         `. `\| For thou art with me.  Thy cream and thy    |
           / /| sugar, they comfort me.  Thou preparest a   |
         _/ / | carafe before me in the presence of The     |
    jgs (__/  | Starbucks.  Thou anointest my day with pep. |
              | My mug runneth over.  Surely richness and   |
      _..---""`\ taste shall follow me all the days of my  /`""---.._
   .-'          \  life, and I will dwell in the House of /          '-.
  :              `-.__ Mocha forever.    Amen        __.-'              :
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